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Road Kill Cafe

"YOU KILL IT...WE GRILL IT!"

357 Magnum Rd, Hog Valley, Florida

For take-out orders, call 1-800-ROAD-KILL

COMING SOON TO BITHLO


ENTREES

All Entrees are served with our special Flat Rat Appetizer and "Squashed" salad.

Center-Line Bovine (Tastes Real Good, Straight From the Hood)..........8.95
The Chicken (That Didn't Cross the Road)...............................7.95
Flat Cat (Served as a Single, Or in a Stack)...........................6.95

K-9 CUISINE

"YOU'LL EAT LIKE A HOG...WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG."

Shar-Pei Fillet........................................................5.95
Dijon Bichon (French cuisine)..........................................5.95
Round of Hound.........................................................4.95
Teriyaki Terrier (Japanese cuisine)....................................4.95
German Sheperd Pie (a Bavarian favorite)...............................3.95
Trolley-Hit Collie.....................................................3.95
Cocker Cutlets.........................................................3.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie.......................................................3.95
Poodles-n-Noodles (a favorite from Paris)..............................3.50

A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE

Cheeta Fajita (a South African delicacy)...............................8.95
Shish-Ka-Bobcat........................................................7.95
Rigor Mortis Tortise...................................................5.95
Bamby Burger...........................................................4.95
Field Mice over Wild Rice (3 Mice).....................................3.95
Front Bumper Thumper...................................................2.95
Snake-n-Shake..........................................................2.95
Chunk of Skunk.........................................................2.50
Road Toad Ala-Mode(A Tasty Dessert)....................................1.95

DAILY SPECIALS

GUESS THAT MESS
If you guess what it is...
You eat it for FREE!
$5.95
BAG-N-GAG
Our Daily Take-Out Special
Anything Dead on Bread
$4.95

If this food sounds good to you....you could be a Redneck.